Dog bites man! 2012’s eight most predictably hilarious headlines

Part II of The Weekly Show’s year in review presents the most predictably hilarious headlines of the year. We foresee these stories weeks in advance, yet they always succeed in making us laugh. Come 2013 we can expect to see (and enjoy!) many new iterations of them. Without further ado, here are the eight most predictably hilarious headlines of 2012. Leave your favorite news stories of the year in the comments section below! Don’t forget to check out Part I!

8. Taylor Swift releases album about breakups

Taylor Swift releases album about breakups

What’s going to happen when she gets married?

7. Attack ads ruin absolutely everything

Attack ads ruin absolutely everything

Please! Make it stop!

6. London 2012: World remembers all those other sports, forgets about them

London 2012: World remembers all those other sports, forgets about them

What the hell is happening to this horse?

5. Super Bowl Halftime Show delivers unexciting boob-free content

Super Bowl Halftime Show delivers unexciting boob-free content

Did anyone understand what was going on in this performance?

4. Representatives blame each other for collective incompetence

Representatives blame each other for collective incompetence

Rumor has it these guys are actually the best of friends.

3. NHL season begins with traditional lockout, nation’s hockey fan cries

NHL season begins with traditional lockout, nation’s hockey fan cries

Hockey! Above, the Detroit Red Wings’ 2011 season opener.

2. Mayans now 0 for 2 in predicting ends of civilizations

Mayans now 0 for 2 in predicting ends of civilizations

Whoops…

1. Overly tanned toupee makes fool of itself

Overly tanned toupee makes fool of itself

Old Faithful.

So what do you think? What hilariously predictable headlines do you remember? Let me know in the comments section below! As always, please like, share, or reblog this post if you enjoy it. Be sure to check me out on Twitter and Facebook as well. Thanks for reading! Don’t forget to subscribe for new content every Wednesday! Don’t forget to check out Part I!

Click here to read last week’s post: The Five Craziest Stories of 2012!

 

Comment question of the week

What hilariously predictable stories will you remember from 2012?

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